Taco Boat Miami 2020
My mom told me the other day that she was talking to her roofer and quickly got to selling him on the deliciousness of CdT. He became pretty excited and said he’d swing by next time he’s in West Philly, but more importantly, he gave my mom some great insider tips – not on how to rain-proof the roof – but rather on where the ultimate location would be for CdT expansion.
Just like LeBron, our roofer was like, “what’s a young guy like your son doing in this city? He should be on his way to Miami!” And no, it’s not the beautiful beaches or classy dance clubs – he was referring to the untapped opportunity to open a CdT boat off the South Beach shoreline. Apparently his brother-in-law recently opened a hot dog super-raft just far enough from the shoreline to escape the bureaucracy of municipal permitting! AND, he said the guy takes in $1500 a day! What could be better than hanging out on a taco raft all day and chilling with hungry beach bums in the fine Miami sun? Well, maybe playing pro-ball with two other studs and swimming out to the CdT raft for some grub on your off days. LeBron and my mom’s roofer, if you guys are reading this, we’ll be there in 2020, get pumped!